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Add butter,shortening, eggs, sugar, and vanilla.
Mix it like a bitch!
Add flour and crack.. I mean baking powder...
Stir it... Then when you get lazy mix it..
Should look like cookie dough... :O crazy eh?
Get some wax paper..
Fondle it cause is been naughty.. It's been a naughty naughty piece of dough!
Put it in a condom (wax paper) and put it in the fridge for aboot an hour..
Put sugar in a bowl.. And zest a lime on top..
Put the salt on top
And fondle it! Everything needs to be fondled..
Add some purty sugar if you want.
Like this stuff..
Preheat oven to 400° and bake for about 6-8 minutes..
Take your stabbing knife that you cleaned this morning and cut that dough! Like a boss..
About that thick
Throw it in the party sugar
And throw that little ho down!
Where's the alcohol you may be asking? I dip mine in Malibu rum, but you can dip them in what ever you please!